The gag gift you'll buy this year. Real candy, packaged as fake pharmaceuticals, for problems your insurance refuses to acknowledge.
Six flagship products. Real candy. Comically committed packaging. Drag to browse →
When you're only 60% sure it's just gas. 50 cinnamon beans.
For the people who forget #2 exists. 50 beans — if you can find the bottle.
For meetings that should've been emails. 50 coated pieces.
When Mondays hit too hard. Lemon-flavored. 50 beans.
For when your sanity matters. Sleep loss not included. 50 beans.
Fast-acting relief for the symptoms of acute Old Fart Syndromes. 50 beans.
Three steps. Twenty minutes of your time. One coworker's life: changed.
Browse the formulary. Add a product, or three. Nothing here will actually cure anything.
Coworker, sibling, parent, or that one friend who needs a laugh. We won't tell them you laughed first.
Within 24 hours of opening, expect a "WTF?!" message. That's how you know it worked.
From the friends and family who got the first boxes.
Sent the MeetingAvoidil to my manager. She kept the bottle on her desk. My standup got cancelled the next week. Coincidence?
My dad turned 65 and refused to acknowledge it. The OldFartadryl broke him. He keeps the bottle next to the remote and calls it his "attitude meds."
Gave the NewParentavil to my sister at her baby shower. She read the bottle, cried, and then immediately tried to take one. From relief, she said.
The things people ask before they buy.
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