The gag gift you'll buy this year. Real candy, packaged as fake pharmaceuticals, for problems your insurance refuses to acknowledge.
Five flagship products. Real candy. Comically committed packaging. Drag to browse →
When you're only 60% sure it's just gas. 50 cinnamon beans.
For meetings that should've been emails. 50 coated pieces.
For symptoms of being conscious. 50mL shot glass.
Type FUN+. For acute candy emergencies. 30mL syringe.
All four flagship products + bandages in a real first-aid tin.
Our flagship gift. Every product, plus the "Boo-Boo-Hoo" feelings bandages, packed in a real first-aid tin. The thing to send when a friend's had a long week — or a long year.
Three steps. Twenty minutes of your time. One coworker's life: changed.
Browse the formulary. Add one product, or grab the full kit. Nothing here will actually cure anything.
Coworker, sibling, parent, or that one friend who needs a laugh. We won't tell them you laughed first.
Within 24 hours of opening, expect a "WTF?!" message. That's how you know it worked.
From the friends and family who got the first boxes.
Sent the Meetingrofen to my manager. She kept the bottle on her desk. My standup got cancelled the next week. Coincidence?
My dad turned 65 and refused to acknowledge it. The Get Well Kit broke him. He's now wearing the "Told to Calm Down" bandage in his profile pic.
Bought the Distillaxine shot glass for my sister's bachelorette. Best gift of the night. Worst gift to read in front of her future mother-in-law.
The things people ask before they buy.
Drop your email. We'll send a code and one bad joke.